valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

(Source: 40514294s, via shingeki-no-fucku)

lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

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open rp

phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES

(Source: wendy-pleakley, via mostlymad-partiallypudgy)

Anonymous Asked:
Dear person I had a crush on,

asdfghjkl! Anon I don’t think you realize what you have done to me! Blushing like crazy! However, I am in a relationship. But thank you!

bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

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oncemoreintothedrift:

desidere:

i mean i guess if u think about it technically harry potter is drift compatible with voldemort 

perbast:

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT

Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.

Learn more about Jibo here.

I can’t tell if this is really really cool or super creepy.

(via doppellgengar)

ace-anonymous:

Yes, all women have stories of how they’ve been victimized by men before

Men also have stories, the only difference is that men aren’t allowed to be victims

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blurrymelancholy:

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

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