rambeltilx:

birdghost:

videohall:

A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’

I’M CRYING

the spanish inqui-baby bird

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youre-hardtohold:


bipolarkirkland:

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

youre-hardtohold:

bipolarkirkland:

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

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batmansymbol:

fullmetalfujoshi:

dans-tampon:

batmansymbol:

slow clap for everyone involved here

well, this guy is an idiot. first of all, jesus would not be “rolling in his grave” because, he isn’t dead. second, how is this affecting kids in ANY way?? it’s not. its better for them because, like it or not, queer people/couples EXIST and GO OUT IN PUBLIC, just like straight people. they need to learn its OK. everyone needs to get accustomed to how the world is today. because seeing all this hate is sickening and discouraging. and honestly, nobody cares about your stupid, hateful opinion anyway. nobody asked for it.

Sweet, summer child.

read it.
It’s ok <3

yeah uh i wondered exactly how many people wouldn’t make it to the end of the comment and therefore wouldn’t realize that *it’s a joke*

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oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

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lost-but-saved:

kwamejaw:

subbieblackgrl:

melodic-ivy-lady:

citizenblue:

sizvideos:

Watch the video of this 3D rendering young girl

australia, 46
canada, 54.
india, 103.

what the fuck dude.

SIGNAL BOOST! This is too awesome not to reblog!

GOOD!

This is like to catch a predator, but like gone super saiyan

MY GOD!!!! SVU….

(via owl-fucker)

296,143 Plays

shakespeareishq:

dimasdailies:

Who the was the GENIUS behind mixing Mumford and Sons and Ke$ha?!

Like.

Who gave you the right.

THIS IS THE MOST SHAKESPEAREAN THING I HAVE EVER HEARD EVER

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adele-or-a-dell:

timeladyfrombakerstreet:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

But think about it, it works for ‘happy’ too.

You will be happy

You are happy

You were happy

You will be wumbo

You are wumbo

You were wumbo

The study of wumbology

IT’S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB

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strides-to-sick-fires:

llomegverto:

calibr8mygallows:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

how many homestucks are ironically reblogging the shit out of this 

all of them

ALL OF THEM

its not ironic anymore. they expect it.

strides-to-sick-fires:

llomegverto:

calibr8mygallows:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

how many homestucks are ironically reblogging the shit out of this 

all of them

ALL OF THEM

its not ironic anymore. they expect it.

(Source: nintendo-64fuckingdeaddeceased, via gamedude21)

draqua:

Talk shit, get hit…

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nsfwpurinsesu:

you think hentai is unrealistic? then explain this

image

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