nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

(via ahirusadmiration)

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

(via songofthestorms)

little-aradia:

q-dormir:

psiioniic:

jimfaindel:

bagelhole:

psiioniic:

au where psiioniic is a teacher and karkat is his student

image

Fucking disgraceful.

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can’t stop laughing

there’s not a day I don’t think about this comic

(Source: pundead, via feministgalinda)

my kind of man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(Source: huckleberryb, via songofthestorms)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain, via shingeki-no-fucku)

Fun story! My professor was hosting a welcome back to school party today at her house. It is a big house and her and her husband are collectors and so it is super fun going through the rooms to see what there is. Anyhow, Cody and I were looking through her husbands movie collects and mind you, my professor is not exactly “young” and her husband I believe is in his early 70’s. So Cody and I get to this one shelf and see some anime which is like awesome, I’m thinking Studio Ghibli or older stuff. It is fucking hentai. Big ass boobs rubbing up together, naked girls in positions like wow. Mind you that these were out in the open and we were encouraged to explore. Anyways, that is how I found out enough to know forever…