A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’
the spanish inqui-baby bird
Hello~ Don't really know what to say except that it was suggest by a friend that I make this. I really love to draw and paint so please expect lots of works. Thank you!
slow clap for everyone involved here
well, this guy is an idiot. first of all, jesus would not be “rolling in his grave” because, he isn’t dead. second, how is this affecting kids in ANY way?? it’s not. its better for them because, like it or not, queer people/couples EXIST and GO OUT IN PUBLIC, just like straight people. they need to learn its OK. everyone needs to get accustomed to how the world is today. because seeing all this hate is sickening and discouraging. and honestly, nobody cares about your stupid, hateful opinion anyway. nobody asked for it.
Sweet, summer child.
It’s ok <3
yeah uh i wondered exactly how many people wouldn’t make it to the end of the comment and therefore wouldn’t realize that *it’s a joke*
no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.
and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.
Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks
Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred
imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks
Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.
what the fuck dude.
SIGNAL BOOST! This is too awesome not to reblog!
This is like to catch a predator, but like gone super saiyan
MY GOD!!!! SVU….
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
But think about it, it works for ‘happy’ too.
You will be happy
You are happy
You were happy
You will be wumbo
You are wumbo
You were wumbo
The study of wumbology
IT’S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB